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Thursday, September 2, 2021

 * Porn movies spoil your mind completely and fill your mind with lust. Avoid it altogether.

* Do not share any personal information even with the nearest person in this screenshot era.

* Don't force anyone to love you. Because this type of relationship never succeeds.

* Try to enjoy the smallest moments.

* The biggest thing is never expect anything from anyone else.

* Do what you like but first think whether it is beneficial for you or not.

* Games like PUBG and apps like TIKTOK just waste your time. Use it sparingly, not all the time, because it gives you nothing.

* Do not trust anyone easily because even in real life it is very difficult to understand anyone.

* The greatest blessing in any life is the love of parents. Be proud of them.

* Whenever you seek advice from someone for your career. Choose wisely what you like.

* Money is the most powerful. Without money you are nothing. It doesn’t matter how intelligent you are, if you don’t have a single coin in your pocket.

* Don't be sad, jealous or hopeless if you are single. Because being single is better than fake relationships.

1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

3. Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned?

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

5. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

6. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

7. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

[ Now some thoughts ] :-

  • If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
  • 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
  • Maybe oxygen is slowly killing us and it just take 75 - 100 years.
  • Every time you clean something you make something else dirty .
  • The word swims upside down is still swims.

{ Now some English lessons } :-

*WHAT IS AN "OXYMORON:?*

An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....Here are some funny oxymorons :

1) Found Missing

2) Open Secret

3) Small Crowd

4) Act Naturally

5) Clearly Misunderstood

6) Fully Empty

7) Pretty Ugly

8) Seriously Funny

9) Only Choice

10) Original Copies

11) Exact Estimate

12) Tragic Comedy

13) Foolish Wisdom

14) Liquid Gas

And The Mother of all Oxymorons is-

*15) "Happily Married".* ;))